Maria: [To herself as she pulls up in the car] Why can't these aliens ever get in trouble somewhere decent? Like Graceland or Tahoe or New Orleans. No, Utah. Mormons and mountains.
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ISABEL: You know, Michael, I, too, was miserable around the holidays until I found my calling.
MICHAEL: Making other people miserable.
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MICHAEL: I don't know. She went out the window. I tried chasing her...
MARIA: But it's hard to run with your pants around your ankles?
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ALEX: Chill out? Chill out? I spent $150 to rent this costume. And do you have any idea how it feels to walk around all day with a thong up your ass?
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KYLE: Like, just another person or animal, maybe.
TESS: An animal? Like, you could have ended up a gopher or something!
KYLE: Look, were getting off the point. I really need some help.
TESS: What do you want from me? I dont know whats going to happen to you. You know, maybe nothing will happen. Or maybe you could develop superpowers and start flying all over Roswell in a big cape. I dont know!

"You should get drunk with Jen sometime - she's hilarious...
and really flirty." - B.P.F











